Dear Mr. Holder

Well, it seems things are getting tougher for Attorney General Eric Holder as increasing evidence is mounting to show that he did know about “Fast and Furious” sooner instead of later. Even if he didn’t know until later, he is at minimum guilty of incompetence, also an offense worthy of firing, in most businesses. Also, even if Bush did the same thing, how can Holder hide behind Bush’s stupidity when his administration constantly claims we are in this economic mess because of guess who? Bush! In an effort to help Mr. Issa save taxpayers money, I recommend Mr. Issa send a letter similar to this one to Mr. Holder:

Dear Mr. Holder:

After weeks of listening to you and others testify, I would like to make you an offer that I hope you won’t refuse. I know how easy it is to forget things sometimes but I find it very hard to 1) believe you did not understand my question about “Fast and Furious” a few weeks ago and 2) believe that those working under you did not keep you abreast with this mess.

I want to first say that I understand the embarrassment of being caught in a lie. Former allies such as former Representative Duke Cunningham, who is now in jail, was not even allowed to attend his dear mother’s funeral after his conviction. Moreover, with the evidence I now have, I believe you will be seen in somewhat of an unfavorable light. In case you were wondering, I AM NOT BLUFFING!

Therefore, I strongly encourage you to resign forthwith from your present office and I will pull the subpoena that you received today. Should you not do this, well, I will leave it to your imagination.

You have twenty-four hours to consider this gracious offer.

Sincerely,


Darrell Issa
D49CA

PS-Thanks for the Kanye West CD